
Rating: 4.75⭐️
This was absolutely splendid. A stunning surprise of a story in every way. And that’s including that fabulous cover.
A note before we get into the just how strong this story is in terms of its characters and the way the author shapes the development of this school and its environment. It’s told from a British pov so the school system reflects that. Writer Moody has included for the readers outside of a British educational system how this would translate into a US school system, age group wise. It definitely helps with thinking about the kids and their lives and mentality.
It’s the equanimity with which the school in every capacity accepts that a 7 ft tall, green war battle orc walks in and intelligently takes on as a substitute teacher for History. And so much more. War Ax in hand !
And the sayings! Every teacher, parent and student should be reading this! It’s one that just resonates with you! Remembered times from when you were someone who walked into school, through hallways that seemed like war zones, and needed some kind of guidance and maybe a guardian orc.
Unexpected moments and fantastic stories! I love it so much. And Mr. Gorzug! I’m heading immediately to the rest of his series.
Cover design by: Art Painter
Mr. Gorzug (5 book series):
Mr Gorzug – Substitute Teacher #1
Mr Gorzug and the Required Qualifications #2
Mr. Gorzug and the English Summer #3
Mr Gorzug and the Matter of Home #4
Mr Gorzug and the Matter of Family #5
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Mr Gorzug – Substitute Teacher (Mr. Gorzug Book 1)
Blurb:
The school needed a substitute teacher. It got an orc war-chief instead.
A towering green-skinned warrior from another world was never part of the staffing plan, but after a magical accident leaves him stranded in modern England, the local secondary school discovers something unexpected:
He is exceptionally good with children.
Not in the approved sense, naturally.
He carries an axe, distrusts educational jargon, treats corridor duty like battlefield positioning, and regards most school policies as elaborate attempts to lose control of a situation politely.
But he listens.
He notices.
And when children are frightened, angry, lonely, or quietly falling apart, Mr. Gorzug stands between them and the world with the calm certainty of someone who has defended walls under far worse conditions.
As Halcyon struggles with failing budgets, exhausted staff, vulnerable students, and the growing threat of something unnatural following Gorzug into England, the school slowly realises that the strangest person in the building may also be the one adult least willing to give up on its children.
Mr. Gorzug – Substitute Teacher is a warm, funny fantasy novel about schools, belonging, safeguarding, and what happens when an orc war-chief accidentally becomes the pastoral support system a comprehensive school desperately needed.
Perfect for readers who enjoy:
- Wry British humour
- Found family
- School-based fantasy
- Discworld-style observational comedy
- Kind but capable protagonists
- Slow emotional storytelling beneath absurd situations
- Bureaucracy treated as an enemy faction
- Tea deployed as a stabilising force








